Don't Do That!. A Child's Guide to Bad Manners, Ridiculous by Barry Louis Polisar

By Barry Louis Polisar

A funny advent to sturdy manners and behaviour when it comes to domestic and college actions. contains such subject matters as "Appropriate how you can Torture Your Sister or Brother," "Rules for Scaring Your Grandparents," "Proper how you can Play together with your Food," and "Taking journeys within the Car."

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Saracen's granny had told him that it was quite safe to eat them, so he carefully tried his tingleberry. What joy! It tasted like rich ice-cream with sweet berries beaten into cream you could first it . . the best ice- imagine. Saracen stepped back with a sigh of pleasure. Then he looked and frowned. There were at his vines possibly al- many tingleberries - hundreds of them. A mere man on his own, no matter how passionately ready so he loved ice-cream, could not possibly eat all of them, yet good food, he knew, must not go to waste.

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I'm not quite used to this new solid gold phone of mine. ' Saracen was not quite as shy as he had been the and he couldn't phone. ' cried the rough voice. 'Did understand you properly? ' 'It was a present explained Saracen. ' said the gritty, gravelly, gravy voice greedily. diamonds, eh? ' Saracen was filled with alarm and excitement at the thought of unexpected visitors. This time last week he would have dropped hidden under the practice just table, the phone and but now, what with all the he had had telephoning, he thought he might manage Tlease call in,' long hours in to put up with a few he said my frost-house, around the roots of the time off to politely.

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